This is ridiculous.
You are too old to be throwing a temper tantrum like this.
I have told you a million times that you are never going to have a baby.
I even bought you a nice IUD instead to keep you company. If you play nice with it, we might stop having those periods we both hate.
So please, let’s just take a deep breath and stop this nonsense.
The IUD is your friend. And it’s not going anywhere.
So, calm the fuck down
and stop making me want to tear you out.