Where Mary Meets Eve
Dear Uterus,

This is ridiculous.

You are too old to be throwing a temper tantrum like this.

I have told you a million times that you are never going to have a baby.

I even bought you a nice IUD instead to keep you company.  If you play nice with it, we might stop having those periods we both hate.

So please, let’s just take a deep breath and stop this nonsense.

The IUD is your friend. And it’s not going anywhere.

So, calm the fuck down 

and stop making me want to tear you out.

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